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Holiday Slow-Down Device

Holidays go too quickly this device will slow them down
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I have invented the first device that makes Christmas Holidays go more slowly... Back at work and its obvious Christmas holidays GO TOO QUICKLY! depressing... so this device will solve the problem completely... The invention is a piece of card with leg support. The card allows application of a sachet of fresh paint... usage instructions are to watch this card daily during holidays for about an hour... this will make Christmas holidays go more slowly... This device also works for other types of holiday or general annual leave or lieu days from work..
AndyH, Jan 04 2016

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       Some kind of huge flywheel that slows the rotation of the Earth during holidays and the weekends, then whizzes up to double speed Monday to Friday.
not_morrison_rm, Jan 04 2016
  

       Some kind of huge flywheel that slows the rotation of the Earth during holidays and the weekends, then whizzes up to double speed Monday to Friday.
not_morrison_rm, Jan 04 2016
  

       Some kind of device which makes me see double. Twice the Christmas in the same amount of time. Preferably non- alcoholic.
RayfordSteele, Jan 04 2016
  

       Slooowwwwww Doooowwwwnnn!   

       Haaaappppppyy Neeeewwww Yeeeaaarrrrrr!
popbottle, Jan 04 2016
  

       Baked.   

       Have elderly relatives visit for the holiday period.   

       Six days feels more like six months.
8th of 7, Jan 04 2016
  

       Ha!
blissmiss, Jan 05 2016
  

       Ha too. I'm planning on watching paint dry this year. There may be some kind of reward...
po, Jan 05 2016
  

       Its quite possible this device will come with a "achievement points" system whereby each sachet of paint watched contributes towards your overall total of "holiday slow-down points"... after a year customers with the highest number of holiday slow-down points gets a........ free holiday!
AndyH, Jan 08 2016
  


 

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