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This mornin', brothers an' sistahs, I be talkin' to you 'bout rollah coastahs. Now they may well be the work of the dark angel hisself, but you are gonna hafta know what you're talkin' 'bout afore you go out there awitnessin'.
The HolyRollerCoaster has sixteen loop-the-loops, forty-eight turns
at ninety degrees, twenty-one switchbacks, eighteen gradients greater than one in one, eleven freefall drops, fourteen corkscrews, and a top speed of 135mph.
If'n y'all ain't got whatever god y'all turn to in times o' need, by the time it's done with you, then you need a casket, brothers 'n' sistahs!
It is endless, it's night and day, Alpha and Omega. Once touched by it you can never get off. It has your soul, your every fibre, your existence, in its thrall.
A deep, abiding love of rollercoasters is all you will need, to make sense of this.
Ha'llujah and Holy Shiiiiiiit!
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Thank you sister. We appreciate your generosity, despite your need. |
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What's the fare structure ? One off payment, or pray-as-you-go ? |
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All you have that you don't need to live. |
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I don't see anything about seat belts. Sounds like this experience is going to require self-restraint. |
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One must have faith, son. Never mind the pile of twisted bodies you saw while in line that have fallen out of the cars... |
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Highest conversion rate of any ride in Bibleland. Love it. |
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"Then I looked, and behold, a whirlwind was coming out of the north; a great cloud with raging fire engulfing itself; and brightness was all around it and radiating out of its midst like the color of amber, out of the midst of the fire..." Ezekiel 1:4, NKJV. |
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"Then the angel who had handed me the scroll turned to me and said, "Son of Australia, write down everything you see here. |
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Then the 8th angel sounded 7 times, and I turned, and I saw a great chariot, resting upon a leviathan rising out of the earth, whose back reached towards the throne of heaven. And in the chariot, there were four living creatures. And the face of each living creature was like the face of a bear, with muzzles open, roaring loudly. |
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And there was the sound like the sound of an earthquake, and the chariot was lifted by the leviathan, and strove towards its tail. And everywhere the leviathan's body was, the chariot would go, because it was under the power of the leviathan. And there was great fire, and billows of smoke, and now and again the living creatures would confess the praises of the Living God. |
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And behold, after 3 and a half days, the chariot came to rest. And again I saw the faces of the living creatures, and they were pale and sullen, like the faces of dead men. And they were speaking loudly and confessing their sins. But as I was about to write what they were saying, the angel said to me, 'Seal up the things the creatures say, for they are filled with awe.'" |
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The Revelation of UnaBubba, chapter 2: vs. 7-15. |
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And he looked upon the caoster and said, "It is good".
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You'll never know the joy until you ride it for yourself. |
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You can hear them screaming in tongues. |
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(Ray, that was perfectly written.) |
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There was like, this vision... you know... |
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"...and just after the outside loop we go through the Valley of the Shadow of Death..." |
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I've been giggling throughout this entire idea. Thanks especially to [RayfordSteele]. I love you guys. |
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".... And there was Much Rejoicing .... " |
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Does it have "wheels within wheels"? |
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Laughed until I needed Ventolin. |
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