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Home, Sweat Home

Banish Obesity
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With obesity afflicting millions the Home, Sweat Home is a new standard in residential housing design:

Features of this energy-efficient design for the fitness fanatic include:
Optional, fixed, closed windows
Permanent heating ranging from 30 to 38degC or, if you want, -5degC, designed to force you to burn a lot of energy either way.
Many devices powered by human mechanical energy
Humidity set to 95% if it's hot, or cold, to ensure heat loss drives metabolic output
Treadmill Staircase [link]
Self-powered Shower [link]
Pedal-O-Vision Home Entertainment Centre [link]
Fit For Life Kitchen [link]

Not for the faint of heart, Home, Sweat Home is negotiating with a number of elite athletes to provide residence modifications.

UnaBubba, Jan 02 2008

Fit For Life Kitchen Fit_20For_20Life_20Kitchen
[UnaBubba, Jan 02 2008]

Treadmill Staircase Treadmill_20Staircase
[UnaBubba, Jan 02 2008]

Pedal-O-Vision Pedal-O-Vision_20Ho...ertainment_20Centre
[UnaBubba, Jan 02 2008]

Self-powered Shower Self-powered_20Shower
[UnaBubba, Jan 02 2008]

Scylla & Charybdis Pool Scylla_20_26_20Charybdis_20Pool
[UnaBubba, Jan 03 2008]

Heat exhaustion http://www.cdc.gov/...wrhtml/00053616.htm
Some of your linked ideas have merit, but the constant heat and humidity of this particular idea is extremely dangerous. [theleopard, Jan 03 2008]

Trapeze, Shower Bath, Punching Bag Feature Gym Bed http://blog.modernm...ag-feature-gym-bed/
The bed is a “four-poster” with an awning top. Parallel bars are set between the end posts, and they are removable to be used across the top of the bed as trapezes. A punching bag-hook hangs from the top for arm and torso exercise; using a suspended swing as a seat, a small portable pedaling device furnishes exercise for the legs. [skinflaps, Jan 24 2008]

Real Life people who actually live that way... http://www.pathtofreedom.com
and there are other good reasons to do it as they will explain. [James Newton, Sep 18 2008]

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       I think this series of ideas is just going to kill a lot of people, which is the opposite of fit and healthy, ie, dead.
theleopard, Jan 03 2008
  

       Yep, Julie over at number 3 was dead fit.
skinflaps, Jan 03 2008
  

       Reminds me of Bikram Yoga. Actually, it's more Bikram Karma Yoga.
nineteenthly, Jan 03 2008
  

       I don't like the idea of this being a "new standard in residential housing design" - it would discriminate against those of us who aren't lazy lard-arses.
hippo, Jan 03 2008
  

       ... and incarcerate those of us that are...
Jinbish, Jan 03 2008
  

       ...and kill elderly people, the obese, high blood-pressure sufferers, disabled folk, injured folk, people allergic to exercise, osteogenesis imperfecta sufferers, people with really long hair, and all manner of household pets.
theleopard, Jan 03 2008
  

       You don't have to live there, [tl]. You can stay in your current hovel if that's the lifestyle you choose.
UnaBubba, Jan 03 2008
  

       You don't have to live in a death trap to keep fit either [UB]. And if it were between living in this uncomfortable sweaty nightmare of a home and living on the streets, I'll take my chances with a good sleeping bag and a cardboard box thank you very much. Luxurious!   

       Further on't, the basic concept of standardising the torture of obese people has a certain shade of advocacy to it, n'est pas?
theleopard, Jan 03 2008
  

       I should know, I'm overweight and I fucking hate exercise.   

       This sentence should give you all the guidance you need, I would have thought?
//Features of this energy-efficient design for the fitness fanatic include://
  

       Oddly enough, it's in the original idea text, as posted.
UnaBubba, Jan 03 2008
  

       Then how, pray tell, will it banish obesity?
theleopard, Jan 03 2008
  

       On a case-by-case basis, as quickly as the user wishes to do so. I wasn't trying to save the world, just the vain and self-interested.
UnaBubba, Jan 03 2008
  

       I don't knw about you, but I stink when I sweat. At even 30C, I could do nothing but sweat. Where will these people work?
MisterQED, Jan 03 2008
  

       // just the vain and self-interested //   

       Err.... why ?
8th of 7, Jan 03 2008
  

       I'm on holiday and it's pissing rain, day after day. What else can I do? Spend time with my family? Watch the Australian cricket team systematically destroy the Indian cricket team?   

       Oh, I know, I'll go back to being the loudmouthed pest I once was at the HB!   

       [QED], you don't live in the tropics, do you?
UnaBubba, Jan 03 2008
  

       Yes, UB, you are a loudmouthed pest, but you're OUR loudmouthed pest and we wouldn't have it any other way!   

       BTW, have you set a new record for most ideas posted during a single vacation yet?
Canuck, Jan 04 2008
  

       I do like this idea. Both environmentally friendly and fat busting.
vincevincevince, Jan 04 2008
  

       Additional suggestion (please develop an post if suitable):   

       "Pick up Styx"   

       Like "Pooh Sticks", but for heroes.   

       In Pooh Sticks, you throw sticks into a stream and see which one finishes first.   

       In Pick Up Styx, the competitors throw sticks into the River Styx. They then have to run at top speed along the bank, dodging Cerberus, Charon the ferryman wanting his two-pennyworth, and various demons and other denizens of the Underworld.   

       The winner is the one who sucessfully retrieves his stick, and manages to return to the world of the living (Hint: Don't Look Back).
8th of 7, Jan 06 2008
  

       [theleopard], there are entire nations of people who live in climatic conditions similar to those specified, without too many of them dying of heat exhaustion.
UnaBubba, Jan 06 2008
  

       //Australian cricket team systematically...//   

       ...bully the umpire into handing them a couple of wickets.
"Howzzat!?!? I *said* HOWZZAT!"
Jinbish, Jan 06 2008
  

       They got the result with 9 minutes to spare on day 5.   

       One dodgy decision... went against Rahul Dravid. Two noises according to Snicko but not bat on ball.
UnaBubba, Jan 06 2008
  

       // I wasn't trying to save the world, just the vain and self-interested //   

       Best tagline ever !
Brett-Blob, Jan 07 2008
  

       Thank you.
UnaBubba, Jan 07 2008
  

       I feel your frustration UB. My sister in law has been grossly obese for 25 years. Nothing she does on her own works. If we cut off her ac in the summer she'd sweat off 10 lbs or more. add to that a bicycle veggie chopper I think we'd have a plan. or not
dentworth, Jan 07 2008
  

       //there are entire nations of people who live in climatic conditions similar to those specified, without too many of them dying of heat exhaustion.//   

       They're used to it.
theleopard, Jan 07 2008
  

       Sweating causes you to lose weight via dehydration. Too much dehydration = dead.
Noexit, Jan 07 2008
  

       I have left the water connected in both bathroom and kitchen. Even people who are not used to the tropics know how to get themseles a drink of water from a tap, I presume.   

       Thirsty = drinking water = rehydration.   

       People take about 4 days to die if they don't consume any fluids. Very few people wait that long before deciding to have a drink if they are thirsty, as I understand it.   

       We have become so obsessed with personal comfort, airconditioning and our sedentary lifestyles that it's just coneivable Gaia has found a way to rid herself of us.
UnaBubba, Jan 07 2008
  

       You'd burn more calories if your home was really cold.
Texticle, Jan 07 2008
  

       That's true.
UnaBubba, Jan 07 2008
  

       Contrary to popular opinion, sweating does not burn calories. High humidity would just cause the overweight person's body to shut down rather than overheat. Certainly he would lose water, but she would have to drink again and gain back the same amount of water weight. He also would feel hungrier because of the need for salt.
Voice, Sep 19 2008
  

       I don't really care. I guess it comes down to whether you're really an indolent, fat, sweaty couch potato, or not.
UnaBubba, Sep 19 2008
  

       Actually, sweating does use energy. Or so we were told in third year animal physiology.
spidermother, Sep 20 2008
  

       Deep thinking burn much more calories than physical exercise, with more wonderful benefits too - but it would only be effective by far if coupled with physical exercise. In my case, I like to walk to and fro in a room just to wrestle out the glitches or perfection of my designs. It compels me to think deeper and thoroughly, firing me up to explore the seemingly insignificant aspects that vastly contribute then to the ultimate solution effective to the engineering feat at hand.   

       By the way, haven't we read Einstein used to row his boat just to formulate his theories?
rotary, Sep 20 2008
  
      
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