Who hasn't gotten to the bottom of a can of mixed nuts only to groan after coming up with a handful of peanuts. Why do all the best nuts go first?!

Consider, however, the joy of a can of mixed HONEY ROASTED nuts! Even when only the lowly peanut remains, every last bit is sweetly delicious! Honey Roasting is, as far as nuts go, the great equalizer.

I propose a Honey Roasting Bomb, or perhaps bomb system, whereby an area of contentious fighting is first coated with sweet, sticky honey, and then bombed not-too-hot, just enough to honey roast all the combatants. When everyone has a delicious honey-glazed coating, there will be no more peanut-hating, only abounding love for all your sweet delicious brethren! Honey Roasting, the great equalizer, brings peace to the Middle East!