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An idea that comes straight from the shelves of the supermarket...
Who hasn't gotten to the bottom of a can of mixed nuts only to groan after coming up with a handful of peanuts. Why do all the best nuts go first?!
Consider, however, the joy of a can of mixed HONEY ROASTED nuts! Even when only
the lowly peanut remains, every last bit is sweetly delicious! Honey Roasting is, as far as nuts go, the great equalizer.
I propose a Honey Roasting Bomb, or perhaps bomb system, whereby an area of contentious fighting is first coated with sweet, sticky honey, and then bombed not-too-hot, just enough to honey roast all the combatants. When everyone has a delicious honey-glazed coating, there will be no more peanut-hating, only abounding love for all your sweet delicious brethren! Honey Roasting, the great equalizer, brings peace to the Middle East!
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If you are talking about mixed nuts, I'd say you are preaching to the choir. |
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Does it come in mesquite flavour? |
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'The Hasidim tasted like pretzels,' explained the spokesman, 'And the Sheikh doesn't like pretzels, so we will rocket their settlement again tomorrow.' |
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[5th Earth] You know -- tepid bombs. |
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First I thought you were crazy but now I can clearly see your nuts (badaboom pish). |
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Furthermore, what if your allergic to nuts ? ? |
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