h a l f b a k e r y
It's as much a hovercraft as a pancake is a waffle.
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Your hoover reports the "velocity of dirt" per minute of sustained hoovering time, then sends it to an Olympic Hoovering site. Are the winners those hooverers who pick up the most dirt per minute or the least? You decide.
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||So I am now imagining Tim Allen's souped-up vacuum
cleaner, with 50 Kilowatt (and outdoors) gas powered
household electric supply varies from 20Kw to 40Kw), very
thick power cable connecting to the generator the
||Took me a while to work out that this wasn't anything
to do with the dam, more likely the FBI?
||It's racist, 'and' it sucks. (+)
||For those who don't know, in the USA a major maker of
household vacuum-cleaners, for flooring, is named
"Hoover". It is such a major manufacturer in the field that
"to hoover" is a synonym for moving stuff via suction.
||A bit like a Henry, then?
||Canadian here. I thought 'hoovering' was a Britishism.