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The attachment on your belt buckle flips out to reveal a series of lunch-time condiment nozzles. An inward push on the buckle squirter to the left will dispense a few generous dallops of ketchup onto your weiner. If you like mustard on your dog try the squirter on your right.
To refill, the disposable
plastic belt liner can be replaced with a pre-packaged sachet in the flavours you desire. These can be purchased discreetly from the refrigerated section of your local menswear store.
Ketchup on Hot Dogs
http://en.wikipedia...Ketchup_on_hot_dogs
Das is verboten. [Cedar Park, Nov 09 2005]
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Funny, I've never seen the refrigerated section.
This is one big sexual innuendo. For that I’m giving you the bone…I mean some firm buns. Oh, damnit. |
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Your life is one big boner, on top of a bun.+++++ |
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Never Ever Watch a GWAR Vid un sober. I & my friend tackled someone to make sure that insanity came to an end. Fricken' GWAR. Blaaah. The envelope can be pushed no further. & why try? |
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The only person I met who really liked Gwar was the same one who said, "I'd eat a mile of shit to lick that ass."
Isn't it a bunch of art school grads? |
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I've always wanted a condiment utility belt, especially when I want hot sauce for some food. |
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No innuendos there, I just like spicy food. |
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+ for any assistance in the kitchen. |
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I like the one hand dispensing. I'm constantly dropping half-squeezed ketchup sachets all over the car as I try to keep up with my kids demands for more. Then the dogs lick them into some deep crevasse between the seat an carpet, and days or weeks later they make themselves known, somehow. |
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"Nobody - I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog." - Dirty Harry |
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