Welcome to the Hotel Halfbakery
Such a lovely pair
Of such lovely legs
And such lovely hair
Plenty of room at the Hotel Halfbakery
Any time of year, any time of year
You can find us here, you can find us here.

Her mind is 'bakery twisted
She's got the Blue Heron bends
She's got a lot of nutty, smutty boys
That she calls friends
How they dance in The Animal
Where the walls run with sweat
Some bake to remember
Some bake to forget
So I emailed the bakesperson
"Please send me my Tshirt"
She said, "We haven't had that size here since September '99"
And still those ideas are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to watch them at play

Welcome to the Hotel Halfbakery
Such a lovely pair
Of such lovely legs
And such lovely hair
They're livin' it up at the Hotel Halfbakery
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise
Bring your glaze'd eyes

Mirrors catching moonbeams
Black Oilbergs float like ice
And she said
"We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device"
And in the bakers' chambers
They gather for the feast
They stab it with their Sealy knives
But they just can't bake the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
"Relax", said Rods Tiger,
"We are programmed to receive
Delete your account any time you like
But you can never leave."
(fading):
Plenty of room at the Hotel Halfbakery
Any time of year, any time of year
You can find us here, you can find us here.
'Baking ideas day and night at the Halfbakery...