 h a l f b a k e r y Strap *this* to the back of your cat.
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I try to avoid fried food if I can. |
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you know those hoax callers? you know the ones that ring up and order 12 x 15" deep pan pizzas, garlic bread and half a dozen cans of coke to be delivered to fictitious addresses? |
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Condiments from space - SALT too ? |
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It's just started raining sausages here. Must buy a hambrella. |
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If the customer is willing to wait, the arc of the delivered product can be raised above the atmosphere, so as to expose it to the nutritional enhancements that would be encountered in outer space...cosmic radiation, further cooking, and, in extreme cases, minerals from microscopic space debris that collide with it in the asteroid belt, or <reach exceeding grasp> the kupier belt. </reach exceeding grasp> |
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//cosmic radiation// We prefer the term "pico-waving" OT. [h2d] Related to [dent]? |
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At high speeds, colliding with microscopic space debris will riddle it with holes...holey meat? Actually, that sounds like a rather marketable idea. + |
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Hallelujah! (Can that then be certified by a rabbi?) |
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Similar to the railgun pizza delivery system? |
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The possibilities are endless. First food and grocery delivery and then there will be furniture and electronics deliveries. And then it opens up the possibility of air pirates who will steal your stuff while it is in mid air. But all in all, it gets my vote. |
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I was going to fire a pun at this one, but it appears I've been outpunned. |
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