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I.D.G.A.R.A.

 I Do Give A Rat's Arse
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With a swift, plunging motion of his hand Roland seized the rodent. Taking care to avoid the wicked, yellow incisors, he rolled the large Rattus norvegicus over and examined its hindquarters. With a flick of the wrist he tossed the rat into the drum with the two others he had identified.

210 rats later he had finished. He peformed the same check on the four he had kept aside, selecting one giant, wriggling monster with red, baleful eyes and a powerful odour.

Holding the tail to one side, Roland stamped the posterior of the rat against a rapidly-setting tray of polymer resin, repeating the process 119 times.

Tomorrow was the moment of truth. Would novelty stores be willing to take on his stock of 120 moulds of the ugliest rat's arse in existence?

—UnaBubba, Mar 01 2004

Not quite universal... http://www.halfbake...er/my_20face_20your
... but the HB's very own [my face your]. [Jinbish, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Definitely "Don't" http://www.dgara.biz/gfx/index_r4_c2.gif
[k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       what the hell are you talking aboot?
—stinkycheese, Mar 01 2004
   

       Selling rat's ass moulds, as novelties, why?
—UnaBubba, Mar 01 2004
   

       so, this is the kind of novelty I'd give to a friend who's suffering a piddling personal trauma, right? just so they know that I.(really)D.G.A.R.A?
—seedy em, Mar 01 2004
   

       Damn! You're onto it, [cdm]. If I give you the marketing rights they'll sell like...
—UnaBubba, Mar 01 2004
   

       Do we all get one free if we can be bothered to vote?
—gnomethang, Mar 02 2004
   

       That depends upon how you vote. There will be a questionnaire on this, later.
—UnaBubba, Mar 02 2004
   

       Hey, I never knew that there was a product:metaphor category.
—Detly, Mar 02 2004
   

       I'm worried that we'll soon be seeing UnaBubba's... er... Aerial Intercourse.
—Detly, Mar 02 2004
   

       i didnt vote because IDGARA
—krod, Mar 02 2004
   

       Now I can't remember if I.D.G.A.R.A. or if I.D.G.A.R.A.
—Letsbuildafort, Mar 02 2004
   

       Take it one step further. Use the moulds to mass-produce millions of rat's arses, so you really would be giving a rat's arse instead of an impression of one.
—lintkeeper2, Mar 02 2004
   

       You know, up until now it could almost seem like real sympathy when someone says I D G A R A because A Rats' Arse was hard to come by... But now being readily available the statement will take on the impact it should when one doesn't give a rats arse.
—no12pass, Mar 02 2004
   

       How would the subtle distinction between I Don't and I DO be communicated? Or is the goal for this to be like "cool" and "hot"?
—theircompetitor, Mar 02 2004
   


 

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