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By squeezing the big, red, rubber bulb outside, air is forced through a hole in the wall to flutter a blade on a string so that its knocker strikes the pipe bells to alert the inhabitants that someone is at the door.
||How about a tube: "Blow HARD
here to activate
though, your windchimes are
electronically activated - the tube
is a cunning way to breathalyse
"Oh, sorry I didn't know you were
at the door - I'm using Hippo's
Silent Dodgy Chimes">
||oh nice. I love wind chimes even hippo's
||Even a cat could operate this. Can I come in pleese, its cold out here.
||++Good. We've seen some good 'baking in the kitchen in the last 24 hours or so, haven't we?