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There are thousands of different designs of underwear, all subtly different and all offering differing levels of comfort.
Here at UB Looking At The Future we have developed a range of supportive intimate apparel that cushions, protects and supports your soft and private bits.
Thin inflatable pads,
just under the outer surface of the garments, is designed to provide all wearers the opportunity to produce well-rounded, smooth surfaces on those parts of the anatomy that generate the most visual interest, other than the face. This also means that you can create the visual effect that best enhances your figure and outer garments.
We see no need for massively overinflated privates, but if that's what you want then you may wish to temporarily overinflate our products for the desired effect. For the most part, people will be satisfied with the effects generated by normal, recommended usage.
A massive range of sizes and styles will ensure the majority of users get more than they bargained for.
Giant Balls
http://www.halcyon....nace/GIANTBALLS.HTM
some big balls [sleeka, Oct 31 2005]
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I'll take ten thousand pair. Giant ball size, please. [link] |
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Well, this smoked out all of the intellectuals on the site, didn't it? |
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I shudder to think what devastation a puncture would inflict if a gentleman was currently indulging his fantasies in a pair of UB GigaBalls (tm). |
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Any malfunction would be utterly embarrassing I'm sure you'll agree. Imagine if one cheek pad deflated while out on a hot date. Or your pseudo-bulging package spontaneously self-inflates and knocks the table over during an intimate moment. |
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How would you pump them up? |
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Everyone seems to be assuming these would be gargantuan. That's not how I saw them. |
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The bra might contain an insert that added an extra 8 to 10 mm, just to even things out a little. It would also be more supportive, like an airsplint. |
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It's the little handpump round the back that looks a little weird. + |
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Memories of Peter Sellers trying to re-inflate his parrot. |
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At least it wasn't a rooster. |
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