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It's as much a hovercraft as a pancake is a waffle.
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The "Intestinal" Flue or "Butt Kazoo" is a membrane placed across the sphincter which, when tooted, provides a meliflous sound for all to enjoy. No longer will the phrase "Silent but Deadly" be employed. Instead "Beautiful but Deadly" will be the phrase of choice. Imagine a whole room of people who
feel free to let loose at their leisure because the previously identifiable noise will now provide a counterpoint to the muzak. I envision a day when even a concerto or two, perhaps comissioned by the Van De Kamps corporation, could be played to music lovers everywhere.
Please do not "Bake Me" with a former Howard Stern guest.
la Petomaine
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And he made a good living from it. [UnaBubba, May 08 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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la Petomaine, a French artist of the late 1800's, beat you to this one in a big way. He 'played' to packed houses for 20-30 years throughout Europe. [Link] |
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