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Sara. That was a fantastic evening and night.
I had fun too. Its good you could stay for breakfast.
Yeah, Im famished. Hey, whats this three inch by six inch chrome box by my plate? A toaster, mini-grill? Ouch!
Watch it, Tony. Its hot. Why, thats a personal waffle iron.
See that waffle slowly coming out right onto your plate?
Wow, cool! So I can just slice and eat it as it emerges?
Yes, thats the great thing about it. If you have to leave your seat, turn it off there, and the hopper stops dispensing batter to the flexible metal, conveyer belts.
So, the batter pours onto the bottom belt and bakes between the hot, profiled belts in a continuous stream? Yowie!
Right, it takes about one minute to travel through the machine, so you get four square inches every 20 seconds.
25 square centimeters! And its dripping hot butter and syrup on the waffle strip, too?
Yeah, there are also hoppers for those. Or maybe you wanted jam?
No, thanks, these
er this waffle is perfect. I feel Im getting my energy back. Uh, maybe youd fancy another massage after breakfast?
Sure, and later I can show you the machines options for making really long ice cream cones or retreads for extra large athletic shoes.
||do you want to come up and see my..... non-stop wafflemachine?
||Just leave the money on the neverending dresser. +