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Legions of homeless arise from their beds in Cinderella's Castle to throw wide the gates of the Magic Kingdom. Mickey the Hobo and Box Car Goofy are there to accompany your kids around a new and wonderful homeless-themed amusement park.
Go to Big Thunder Mountain Railroad and hop the train with Hobo
Donald Duck. Grab yourself a paper bagged refreshment and a can of beans from the vendors.
Whoops! Don't trip over that cardboard box. Oh my. It's Minnie Mouse and she's going to help your kids earn tickets for rides by panhandling. Collect cans and cigarette butts with Pluto at the Country Bum Jamboree.
Don't miss out on the mandatory church service after which you'll be allowed to join the neverending soup line.
Before you leave, don't forget to stop by the Dumpster Gift Shop so you can remember your visit forever.
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This saves me writing up an idea I've
had sitting around for a while, that I
was going to call Dismalworld... so I
naturally approve + |
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Don't forget the daily addict parade, where you can see the effects of all your favourite drugs on all your favourite characters!.. look, there goes magic mushroom man- just look how he jumps right into the path of the float, pretending he can fly!.. and LOOK! there's solvent suzi! Find your very own pot of tip-ex in the Dumpster Gift shop kids, and be just like her! |
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