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JCB Knitting is a simple concept, but probably quite difficult and requiring great co-ordinated skill to achieve the desired result.
All that is required are two JCBs with the usual back-hoe buckets being substituted by a pair of very large knitting needles. A spool of heavy duty cable acts as the
The two machines park beside each other, and in a carefully choreographed action begin knitting, their operators using the cable to follow a standard pattern.
The emerging garment is only suitable to hang up somewhere in the form of a piece of sculpture, as even an elephant would be incapable of wearing it.
In an ideal situation, the pattern would result in the creation of a knitted version of large replica JCB.
[xenzag, Jul 22 2012]
||This may well be humanity's finest hour.
||I'm thinking of approaching JCB for a sponsorship deal.
||"Knit your own motorway flyover for fun and