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I am always confused in the bond films, when he is inteding
to
do business with the main enemy. Why does he not pull out
a
sharp bunch of flowers and shout "bunch of flowers" in
process either stabbing them or giving them a heart attack.
(???) The Tessen
http://www.grandmaster.cc/tessen.php3
A chinese fan that's got sharp metal bits in it for stabbing/beating. Some even have darts. What fun! [dr_photon, Mar 20 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Dr. McNinja's take on this -
http://www.drmcninj...?pageNum=14&issue=2
Frozen four-leaf clovers as shurikens [normzone, Nov 28 2007]
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You mean you've never been stabbed with a bunch of flowers before? |
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I assume this will be baked when we have Eddie Izzard as the next James Bond, doing his Sean Connery impression throughout and armed with trousers that turn into jam. |
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baked - dirty den in "eastenders" |
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n.b. UK soap; den got killed somehow with a bunch of flowers - deserved every thing he got |
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As you travel life's highways... don't forget to stop and sharpen the roses. |
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I'd like permission to use that UB |
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Bondage, James Bondage. I think he's holdin' me hostage. |
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Knock yourself out, [po]. |
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no, I don't want to knock myself out, UB; I just want permission to use the phrase. |
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Yeah, that had me confused too. I thought that these flowers were for stabbing people, not for knocking them out. |
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Deathodils?
Stabiolus?
Stunflowers?
(Pushing up) Daisys?
Killsanthemums?
Forgive-you-nots?
Sadiolus?
Violents?
Lyelacs? |
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Im sorry sir, but those flowers are far too sharp to bring aboard the aeroplane. |
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And in news just to hand, "A man apparently connected to the terrorist group, Al-Qaeda, has hijacked an American Airlines jet with a bunch of pansies. Apparently there are more than two hundred in the bunch, returning from a conference in South Beach." |
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all 201 were mincing up and down the aisles |
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Haven't seen much from [gizmo] lately . . . . |
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If anyone has seen "Shogun Assassin", they surely remember the hero being attacked by two ninja-ladies wielding razor-sharp parsnips. Vegetables can be just as devastating as flowers, in the right hands. |
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Vicious,
You hit me with a flower.
You do it every hour.
Honey, your'e so vicious... |
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I think this is a great idea. Besides, you can make a person with allergies sneeze before
you kill the |
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Something similar was done in "Crying Freeman" Yo's first kill was made by stabbing the target with a knife hidden in a bunch of flowers |
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ow. imagine egtting impailed by a bunch of flowers!no!no!
not the bleeding hearts!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHH !! SAVE
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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On a side note closely related to flowers, If you shoot a watering tube (from a flower) out of a paint ball gun it makes for quite the quiet projectile, much like a modern cross-bow… Well with out the cross. Just another flower weapon. |
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'gladioli' means 'little swords'. |
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//'gladioli' means 'little swords'.//
So all those years, Morrissey was duping us that he was a pacifist vegitarian, whilst mocking us by waving around his gladioli?
I feel...soiled. |
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//Killsanthemums? //
Kris-santhemums surely? |
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"gladiolator" - a punchline in search of a joke. |
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Or you could use Guns 'n Roses, as in Terminator 2. |
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