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Roland stepped into the room, glancing with a diffident sneer at the crap tables before striding across the room towards the roulette wheel. He carved a wake across the gaming floor, like the fin of a great white shark through calm waters. Men turned and stared in envy; women in, well, in something
else.
Beneath the immaculate tuxedo and pomaded hair he wore a skinsuit of finest unsplit, sumac-dyed, red roan leather... it was simply exquisite, polished to a high shine and perfurmed to perfection. Tonight was gonna be his lucky night, he could feel it.
As he got to the table the croupier looked up at him in silent query. A television camera zoomed in on Roland's handsome, surgically chiselled features.
Roland raised his left eyebrow and said quietly, "Bondage, James Bondage." in his best Sean Connery impersonation.
Tomorrow the outfit would be all over the news, as Roland began undoing his shirt buttons. This was going to be huge in certain affluent circles.
Well, I won't cry "baked", but the title was too good to have not been used before
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I wish I had the time right now to search for the definitive porn version [normzone, Nov 04 2008]
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You've definitely become weirder since your sabbatical, [UB]. What were you doing all that time? |
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Hanging about casinos, developing business models for weirdos, that sort of thing. I envisioned this idea as a club for owners of these suits, to keep them off the streets. |
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Seriously? Trying to ignore the ten HB-style ideas a day that run through my head. I try to filter out the really weird shit, before I start typing. |
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During the 6-7 months I was away I wrote a 380 (A4) page small business management reference manual, a couple of fun books that I'm aiming to publish including a series of science books for primary school kids; 2/3 of a semi-historical WWI novel; a motivational (sorta) day to a page desk calendar blog/book on how our modern philosophical perceptions clash with our lifestyle necessities and a series of short stories, including some sci-fi and about half of a novel's worth of erotica. |
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Over-active imagination, I guess. |
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I find it hard to be content. Damned Protestant work ethic. The greatest constraint to creativity nowadays is probably typing speed. I should invest in some speech-to-text software so I can get it into text/pixels faster. |
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Only the business manual has yielded any money yet. I have sold both the IP and the business that goes with it, as of last Tuesday. Now I work in just one business, aimed solely at graphic design. Publishing is an aim, not yet a reality. |
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// I should invest in some speech-to-text software // |
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No, you just need to be able to connect your brain directly to a computer. |
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"Join us ... don't be afraid .... you know you want to ....... " |
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I think UnaBubba has found a new way to spend his time. (Perhaps the youngest has become school-aged and is away for the day...???) |
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Anyway sadism has always seemed to be something he is comfortable with, I think. |
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I don't think I'm particularly sadist. Well, not totally... |
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