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Very simple. This product is an answerphone for an office,
that lets you leave a message for the appropriate person if
they're out, or puts you through to the correct department
depending on what you need.
All voices are done by Jay-Z (all scripts are written by him
as
well).
Jay Z, 99 problems - and a translation
http://www.slangcit...ngs/99_problems.htm
[jutta, Aug 14 2009]
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Baked. I phoned up my ex-wife's company the other day: I got through to some automated series of options, but they didn't seem to have her number... |
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Is Jay-Z a wrapper? Perhaps associated with Jazzy Geoff? |
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I think I met her, [Jinbish]. I was parking my car at the shopping centre on Thursday when this angry little Scotswoman starting hacking at my car window with her keys. |
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I wound down the window and she's yelling," You just don' give a FOOK, do ye?, You just don' give a FOOK, do ye?, You just don' give a FOOK, do ye? " in my ear. |
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I wound the window back up, stepped out of the car, slammed the car door and leaned down until my face was close to hers, with its strings of spittle and droplets of sweat flying hither and thither, and said to her calmly and loudly, "I did, right up until I met you, you ignorant cunt!". |
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There was a sort of sputtering noise from her before she started kicking my car as I walked away. |
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Thankfully, I don't actually have an ex-wife, I was merely setting up a "99 problems" related gag. |
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Nice work on the measured (and wholly appropriate) response. That's pretty much how supermarket relationships are carried out round here. Of course, I'm presuming you 'stole' 'her' parking space, as opposed to running her husband over - in which case she might have had cause for grievance... |
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