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Joke Door
An intercom, recorder and speaker with three logical responses. | |
Visitor : "Knock, Knock"
Door : "Who's there?"
Visitor : "John."
Door : "John who"?
Visitor : "John Smith... I'm a friend of Joe's."
Door : "That was a stupid fucking joke if I ever heard one! Fucking moron!"
Knock Knocker
Knock_20Knocker
t'other way around [FarmerJohn, Jan 27 2005]
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For a limited time only, offer subject to change, cuckoointherye holds no patents, copyrights or trademarks over "Tumbleweed Dispenser" in any shape or form. [cuckoointherye, Jan 28 2005]
Short name, e.g., Bob's Coffee
Destination URL.
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A door that plays a knock-knock jock in response to a knock? And perhaps incorporates interactive responses? |
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This maybe the best idea I heard this year (granted we're still in January). Cuckoo, you should delete this from here and patent it+ |
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This could be made into a small battery powered box with a door knocker attached (or doorbell, for the non-purists). Mount on door (or frame) and wait. |
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That's great. Yes. Love it. [+] |
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But what if the guy's first name is Wooden Shoe, and his last name is Liketoknow? Would the door get the joke? |
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"All the doors in this idea have a cheerfull and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a joke well told. Hummmmmmmmmyummmmmmmm ah!" |
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<tee hee>Better clean it up then! [salachair]</tee hee> |
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<flashbacks to 3rd grade> Dicky, is that you? |
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Dave's not here.
And cue tumbleweed... |
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Ferris Bueller did that and Mr. Rooney fell for it. |
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