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The skeletons are made of suspended donut shapes, with coffee geysers gushing through the holes in perfect streamlined jets, never touching the various donut shapes. Amazing. Desserts at the bar include donut raptors with bloddy (chocolaty) goodness on their pastry claws and teeth.
Coffee geysers
shoot in parabolic form creating a virtual Java cave in this crazy cafe. Thousands of donuts are arranged across the ceiling, with these parabolic coffee streams dashing through the many donut holes. From below, it's beautiful. Up close, it's almost dizzying.
Speaking of skeletons and desert...
http://www.theyreco...kinfest03/index.php
... this reminds me of Barbara Jo's immortal (but sadly, meltable) carcass cake out of jelly rolls and white chocolate. [jutta, Jul 18 2005]
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Obloddy, obladda,
Life goes on, rah.
La la, how the life goes on. |
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What? Why? How? Oh, hell, bun. |
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That kind of music will be played in this cafe, but mock singing of it will get you kicked out. |
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to request a donut from the ceiling, sing comma comma down doobie doo down down... |
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If that waiter doesn't hurry up with our coffee Gladys, we may very well become extinct. |
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I just can't decide whether to go into arc-eology or become a cafelentologist. |
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[daseva], you make this a richer place. I like your ideas. :) |
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So long as Richard Attenborough is there to greet me, waving his cane around in huge expansive gestures then [+]. |
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//long as Richard Attenborough // Or brother David, in safari jacket and shorts. |
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"Hello, I'm David Attenborough, and welcome to our special edition about the dinosaurs. And here come the Tyrranosaurous Re-AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!" |
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Not related, but I think it's funny. |
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Don't be ridiculous [froglet] - as if David Attenborough is going to perish in anything other than a reserved, dry, gentlemanly manner:
"As you can see, the enormous teeth of the Tyrannosaurus are brutally effective in shredding its prey. I am in terrible pain as it masticates. Dental hygiene was never a priority for Tyrannosaurus so in addition to being ripped asunder I'm also being blasted by a hot gale that smells like a poorly-maintained rendering plant. A fascinating experience." |
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Have you been to see "Charlie & The Chocolate Factory" by any chance [daseva]? Maybe they could have dwarfs dressed as the cast of "Friends" singing..... |
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Heheh, excellent work, DocBrown. |
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"And so on, down into the intestine I pass, to boil in the acid of the Tyrannosaur's stomach. A bag the size of a family car, the stomach must be filled with the rougly 200 pounds of meet every day, to satisfy the lizard's need. And such a large appetite is reflected in the quantity and variety of sustenence that is corroded by the beast's stomach acid. Indeed, I speak, what remains of my skin is being eaten away, exposing flesh and ultimately, bone..." |
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" ... finally, my remains, partially digested, become a pile of calcium-rich, foul-smelling fertiliser on the forest floor. Whereas most such material is recycled and may one day end up being part of your breakfast cereal as molecules are endlessly recycled in the wonder that is nature, it seems to be my lucky day, for I am to be buried in a lahar, or pyroclastic flow. |
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My remains will eventually be put on display in the Smithsonian Institute, where they will be mistaken for dinosaur eggs, for almost a hundred years, before someone realises the peculiar truth. I am to become one of the world's most famous coprolites, known to thousands of schoolchildren as DinoDooDoo." |
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There's gotta be a Jurassic Pork idea. There just has to be. |
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Would the work uniform consist of a cap and chinos? |
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Add a Recovering Addict's Coffee/Tar Pit and you've got a round winner. [+] |
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Pun. And not an amazingly good one at that. Well written though. |
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