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1. Exhume Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's and noted ex-philanthropist.
2. Expose his corpse to radiation, foul necromantic magic, and the solo albums of three former members of Menudo.
3. Make him wear a toga, and spray perfume in his eyes.
4. Unleash in Tokyo.
If I'm right (and
Toho never lies), we'll soon have mecha, genetically engineered soldiers, superlasers that freeze stuff, and have exposed an alien plot to take over the world.
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