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It can be difficult to keep up that dastardly appearance
while using a computer. The last thing you want
is for some secret agent to burst into your office, only to
you hunched over the keyboard updating the
World Domination Master Plan Budget (FY2015-2016) in
But no longer is this a
concern, thanks to the Key-vil Genius!
A pair of custom made gloves have contact points embedded
in the fingertips. To use, simply tent your
fingers together as though you're casually watching your
master plan unfold. Type by tapping the
corresponding fingers on each hand together. Keystrokes
consist of sequences of various chorded
combinations. It takes a bit of training to get used to, and
it's not quite as fast as a traditional keyboard,
but that's a small price to pay for style, isn't it?
And that's not all! An optical sensor in the thumb allows you
to operate the mouse by stroking your beard.
In this mode, you can click by tapping your index finger
thoughtfully against your chin. And of course, you
can twirl your mustache to scroll.
Whether you're just planning your first attempt at plunging
the global economy into chaos, or you've
already executed dozens of underlings for incompetence
after your foolproof plans have gone awry, look
the partwith the Key-vil Genius!
||Welllll, now that you have solved this problem, we can get
back to work...right??? Or is that your work?
||You probably don't need gloves. Image analysis is good enough to "watch" and respond to all of the above (Kinect, Leap Motion, etc).
||Which chord operates the trap door to the sharks again?