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This is a pair of fully articulated mannequin legs and hips, attached to your own legs and hips behind you by equal-length pivoted rods at all points of articulation (the knees, the ankles, the hips), following behind you everywhere you walk, mimicking your every movement.
You can't sit down while
wearing them, but you can kick yourself in the ass as hard as you wish.
Not just behind, but in front also
http://www.youtube....loU&feature=related
[MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 06 2008]
Seated version
http://www.freshpat...hp?type=description
Quote: "[0035] The thirteenth objective is to advance the art and expand the science of butt-kicking technologies." [lurch, Feb 06 2008]
Standing version
http://www.roadside..._AttractionNo==3328
well, you need to bend over to grab the crank [lurch, Feb 06 2008]
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could I kick MB or someone else? |
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Depending on where they are standing relative to your position, ms. po, if you wear these, you could possibly kick MB _and_ someone else. |
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Extremely baked. See link. And [P]o, I am
not rising to that. And [P]o that was not a
double entendre so stop sniggering. |
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