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Attach this audio device to your child's bedroom door, and every now and then it will say "Knock Knock!"
When it detects your child saying "Who's there?", it responds with one of fifty pre-programmed knock-knock jokes (including pauses, for your child to say "_____ who?").
Great fun for ages
6 to 6-and-one-week.
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My two nephews and a niece just learned to tell jokes this year, and they would love this. The niece (the youngest) begins all jokes with "Knock Knock" whether or not its appropriate, as in: |
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"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" |
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Bun for you, [phundug]! [+] |
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Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Burt, Burt Buckman, your father! |
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"Madame foot's caught in the door!" |
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"Hey, I know a great knock knock joke. You start it!" |
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"What, you don't know how to tell a knock knock joke?" |
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