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Tired of that irritating, nattering spouse or cow-orker ? Excessively chatty friend or realtive ?
Help is at hand. Slip them a Laryngitis pill. Looking just like a Tic-Tac, breath mint or throat sweet, they contain a virulent culture of a virus which causes non-transmissible viral larynigitis.
Wait a few days and .... " " - nothing above a faint whisper.
Available from a pharmacy near you, in Three Day, One Week, One month, and I've-been-married-six-years-extra-long-lasting sizes.
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I'd have voted for if you'd chosen Public:Evil. |
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I'd have voted for it if you had put it in Public: Politicians. |
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Public:Evil...... Public:Politicians ...... Admin ! Admin ! Duplicate category here ! |
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Category changed to Public:Evil by popular request. Go ahead, vote .... |
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No, I think stress relief was apt. No good waiting for a few days, though, needs to be fast acting. And there must be chemicals that would achieve the same effect, shirley, preferably without any long lasting and illegal side effects? |
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This sounds great, I could slip one to my husband, and perhaps he could finally get some time off from work. Plus, I wouldn't have to listen to the same stories 20 times. A big crusty (and hopefully not throat harming) croissant to you. |
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Vote changed on category move. |
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You've missed the true use for these: taking them yourself to get out of that presentation or public speaking chore that you've been dreading. I'd have one every morning with my coffee. |
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But they've all gone to so much trouble ..... how can I disappoint them ..... the rows of eager faces, the burning torches, the shining, polished jackboots, the glint of firelight off the blued steel of the rifle bolts ..... I can hear them calling .... I speak ...."I am your leader ! Rise up and follow me, I will lead you to victory and freedom ! " .... the cheers, the marching feet, the rumble of the panzer tracks ..... |
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Oh, sorry Nurse, was I making a noise ? I was just dozing again.... what, time for my pill again ? Already ? How the days fly by in here ..... |
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<much waving of arms and pointing at throat> |
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I would use them myself so I could sound like Tom Waits. |
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[.. . .. .. . . . . . .. !!! . . . .... . . .. ! . . .. .. . . .. !! . .! . . .!? ... $&(*!!] |
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....I'm having a hard time laughing.....+ |
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This reminds me of two weeks ago when I was sick. Oddly enough, I took advantage of the situation and sang some Tom Waits. |
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I hope someone gives a lifetime supply to Al Gore. |
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