Not wanting to miss like last time, he reached to a switch on the dashboard and flipped on his newly installed laser guided tire sights. The lasers were mounted parallel to the tires with a lens that created a visible line. The result was a solid red line that extended three metres directly in front of each tire.

With such precision and technology, the poor plastic jug didn't have a chance. It rolled under the tire with a resounding "fwoomp". Bill switched off the lasers and continued on his way.

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