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Laser Field EEG Directed Flight

Come fly with me.
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It is my understanding that lasers can affect the inertia of certian bodies, that a focused lazer can essentially 'grab' and direct atoms. If this is the case, then I don't see why this force can't be directed to translate big things, like people.

Don't shoot lasers at me, though. Shoot them at the little jewels in my flying suit.

My brainwaves are input and processed, the output fed to the machine that controls where the lasers point. Another input to that machine is the exact location of my jewels with infrared beams and such.

I jump into The Field, where laser turrets border the perimeter every 10 feet.

I begin to imagine myself flying and, lo and behold, I'm soaring, dangling wingless, swopping through the air in tumbles and twirls while turrets blast at my shiny suit. It's amazing nobody ever gets hurt. Truly a miracle of science.

daseva, Jun 08 2005

Not quite flying potential, but, cool stuff anyway. http://www.umich.ed...ar18_97/artcl06.htm
[daseva, Jun 10 2005]

Optical tweezers. Now, wheres the optical forklift? http://www.stanford...%20Introduction.htm
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       Brilliant...and practical, except how in the hell are you going to attach little jewels in your flying suit?
crater, Jun 08 2005
  

       The crux! <runs away, screaming and flailing, into the Forests of Azure>
daseva, Jun 08 2005
  

       Giant magnets will attach the jewels to the flying suit (giant magnets seem to be the solution to all problems in the HalfBakery)
maximus5, Jun 08 2005
  

       Well, I'd agree with you, but that kind of generalizing is stale. It leaves the taste of dryer lint in my mouth.   

       At any rate, you could use magnets, but I'm sure you could just sew them on.
daseva, Jun 08 2005
  

       So, you're going to make yourself fly with optical tweezers? Amongst the "miracales of science", you'll also need to shrink yourself by a few orders of magnitude. Then you'll only be able to SHOW [pave] if he happens to have a jolly good microscope.
Basepair, Jun 08 2005
  

       There's gotta be a way to get those lasers to pull us around...
daseva, Jun 08 2005
  

       Looks to me like a matador's 'traje de luces' ("suit of lights"). Grab that cape and take it for a paseo!
lurch, Jun 09 2005
  

       So...Basically you want us to shoot lasers at you jewels????   

       //giant magnets seem to be the solution to all problems in the HalfBakery)//. No, that would be custard.
Susan, Jun 09 2005
  

       Should this idea be renamed Icarus ?
normzone, Jun 09 2005
  

       Notwithstanding my earlier anno, it is, in fact, possible to levitate a human with a sufficiently big laser. You need something that will deliver about 500W average power, but pulsed for about 10ns in every millisecond, and down around the green end of the visible spectrum. It'll also need a cooling system, of course, and the power supply.
You will also need a rope, a pulley, and a suitable suspension point for the pulley. Attach self to one end of rope, run rope over pulley, attach laser, cooler and power supply to the other end, and you will rise into the air.
Basepair, Jun 09 2005
  

       Oh yeah, and I'd strongly advise no one to speak of the Tree - www.halfbakery.com/user/Tree
daseva, Jun 10 2005
  
      
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