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Laser Guided Get Down Reminder

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Because
a) it means that others cannot see
b) because it is dangerous to both parties and all around
climbing onto the shoulders of another to get yourself a better view at concerts is A Bad Thing.

Hence, a ceiling mounted, roaming water cannon of variable gush. Programmed to hit targets taller than a owner-specified height with a gentle "get down" reminder.

Can also be used to cool down overheating clubbers and to eliminate the fears caused when "the roof is on fire."

my face your, Jun 24 2003

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       Also mildly dangerous when combined with electric equipment held close to human contact (guitars, mics, etc.).
Worldgineer, Jun 24 2003
  

       Use something non conducting, pure ethanol?
kbecker, Jun 24 2003
  

       Cheap vodka?
Zimmy, Jun 24 2003
  

       [kbecker] better hope it's a non-smoking venue then...
cevilthedevil, Jun 25 2003
  

       mfy, you are just too sensible for words.
po, Jun 25 2003
  

       Trap doors in the floor...
phoenix, Jun 25 2003
  

       ...trap mice under the floor...
Since when were doors considered as pests?
silverstormer, Jun 25 2003
  

       Especially given your alternative uses, I think you'd be better off using a water cannon.
DrCurry, Jun 25 2003
  

       not quite, quite - just quite quietly.
po, Jun 25 2003
  

       Nothing's worse than unrequited madess.
Worldgineer, Jun 25 2003
  

       Subtitle suggestion: "Do a little dance, make a little love..."
snarfyguy, Jun 25 2003
  

       Subtitle suggestion: "Get down, get down..."   

       Water cannon will simply encourage people to get on each other's shoulders in order to get blasted.
phoenix, Jun 25 2003
  
      
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