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Rather than *pierce* clothing with splines as one would with edibles, use splines to hold clothing shapes
- insert splines onto skewer
- pass neck of a top garment through skewer
- insert big-ass, dripping-wet, heavy skewer into rotisserie as a dog tugs/humps your (pant) legs.
Rotisserie heat
source can be ol' sol or heated by Gas, Electricity (sparks, yay), whatever - for quicker cooki- I mean, drying. In either case, as the powered rotisserie turns, the clothes flop around a bit.
Helps if the racks are horizontal, rather than vertical, unless one prefers the bottom clothes catch all the yummy drippings.
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Or hang your skewered long johns on an outer wall like a bear hide. |
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passing perve gets slapped in the face by the very wet knickers he was about to nick. |
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"So were we goin' to eat, honey?"
"Greasy Mike's Family Laundromat and Arcade." |
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Passing perv's panty pilfering nixed by narrowly nicking naughty knicker nabber. What po said. |
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a passing panty-pilfering perve parody, huh? |
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Rotary clothes horses are entirely Baked (the neighbors used to have on when I was a kid). So just add a radiant heater. |
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