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Da ultimate in home security....DA LAWN NINJA!!!!!
Jest put down da patented Ninja Cannon in behind a bush and when a thief or a salesman walks up to your door press da button and the Ninja Cannon shoots out an infinite supply of Lawn Ninjas to defend your fortress.
Pleese specify your perferred model.
Swordsman,
throwing star expert, Kung-Fu, Karate, Mind Control, Gangsta, or Hillbilly/Redneck w/Shotgun.
ebonics translator
http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
an' i be droppin dis here webpage, jus hookin up ma peeps wit some ill dope. [samosa_pirate, Nov 15 2008]
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Dis I gotta see, Manny. Dey got a fuckin' infinite supply o' concrete down at da uncle's batchin' plant, so I s'pose it'd be possible, huh? |
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fatal flaw: You would have to be home in order to *press da button*, so these Ninjas would be useless as home security. Home security usually involves something to protect your home when you are not there. |
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We dusnt need no stinkin' Ninjas. We be bustin' a cap in yo motherfuckin' ass all by our peaceluvin' kentucky lickin' selves. Peace out, H to da Izzo, v to da Izzay. |
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I notice you said //da patented Ninja Cannon//. I presume you meant *dose* patented Ninja Cannons. It is obvious that these come in a 2pac. |
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HA! lulz roflz etcz YOU SHOWDEM FULE! Jest pressin all da bu''ins aiit! |
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Oh, and one other thing, would you mind keeping it real? Thanks. |
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Uh-oh. I just read this dicklicker's profile page. |
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What chu jest call me u fucking stoopid hillbilly!? |
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clicklicker? one who licks clicks? Is there something I'm not getting here. [marked-for-deletion] magic //infinite supply//. |
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<aside>Gotterdammerung! I promised my darling wife, rest her eternal soul, on her deathbed that I would avoid getting into insult tennis matches with trolls and fools on the halfbakery. Looks like I'm gonna have to break that promise just once more, sweetheart.</a> Can someone make sure the kids aren't watching while I sort this out? |
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I'm sorry, I should elucidate, shouldn't I? Here's a brief attempt at disambiguation, for those short a few synapses. |
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I called you, well, I called you.... a polesmoker. Geez, I'm sorry if that wasn't clear... I mean, a bonebiter... You know, a swordswallower... Like, umm, a knobgobbler... Does that help? Sorta like a, err, a sausagesucker. Do you need any more examples, or has the picture cleared up a little? |
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I thought your idea text was funny, until I read your profile and realised you use this boofheaded lolspeak crap all of the time. Wise up, mate. It'll help you either assimilate with the natives, or take your cue and go pester someone else. |
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Yeah, go play the pink oboe somewhere else. |
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He's quoting a Gorrilaz song on his profile. So, you know.. he's not really to blame for his... umm... lack of... |
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Hey, if he is such a new guy, how would he know enough to post a garden gnome/ninja idea? |
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So, you're saying that even his profile text is plagiarised? |
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I liked Gorillaz when they first came out! esp. the one about "I got sunshine in a bag..."
Do you think he's one of them? |
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In which case he's not plagiarising. |
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A gorilla? I suppose it's possible. If you give 100 gorillas, each a typewriter... |
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Do you suppose he might be using a Gorilla Proxy? |
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//Do you suppose he might be using a Gorilla Proxy?// |
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hats off to UnaBubba for that one. And looks like many bakers might have had a rough week, judging by the collective shit being taken on this poor chap. |
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In other words, dis here foo' iz trying ta bring ninjas ta da party, but mu'fukka got told by all da peeps in da crib. Ya' know what I'm sayin'? |
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No. What are you saying ? Doooo Youuuuu Speeeeeek Eeeeeennn-Gleeeesh ? |
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We're so sorry, he's from Barcelona. |
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Manuel is from Barcelona. Therefore, his first (native) language is most likely not Spanish, but Catalan. Unsurprisingly, he struggles with the appaling Castilian Spanish spoken to him by Basil Fawlty. |
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