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A batting machine designed to improve your physical endurance.
Every time you hit a ball it picks up the sound of bat on ball and decreases the time between balls by 5%, eventually ending when you miss 5 in a row or you manage to hit one back down its throat.
(This idea is part of the Home, Sweat
Home project)
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Part of the Home Run, Sweat Home Run project? |
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Absolutely! Thank you for the laugh. |
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It's too hot and humid to sleep here. 1:42am and I have the fan on full blast beside me while I chug iced water to try to cool down. The rain has stopped, an area the size of England has become a flood disaster zone from here and points south and the rising temperature is causing humidity problems. |
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One small town about 80km (50miles) south of here got 43 inches of rain over the last 6 days. |
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Why would you need to improve endurance whilst batting? Power and hand-eye coordination are more important. |
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Perhaps, [UB], it would be more profitable
to develop a bicycle-powered flood
barrier, under the circumstances? |
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Nah, the treadmill-powered gravity machine seems to have the water running away at a rate that is coping with the deluge. |
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Deluge (v) to remove a small sled. |
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Also: depot; delight; defence and decoction |
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"Send for a doctor, Ezra! Bubba's done torn his rotator cuff!" |
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About ten years ago, playing tennis. Hurts like hell on cold mornings. |
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I need one that throws the balls slower by 5% each time until I actually hit one. |
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