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Life Soundtrack
Cybernetic implant provides life's soundtrack
 
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An implant that plays a continuous soundtrack for your life. Installed in the bone ridge below the ear, it uses a sophiticated genetic algorithm, along with biofeedback, to continuously play music relevant to the situation. Tenseness makes the music more suspenseful (or relaxing depending on the way the wearer trained the algorithm).
mjd, Oct 11 2000

Aural Perfume http://www.halfbake...dea/Aural_20Perfume
The idea PeterSealy remembered. [jutta, Oct 11 2000]

Soundtrack to Your Life http://www.halfbake..._20to_20Your_20Life
Same idea. [phoenix, Sep 03 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]


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       How about a ghetto blaster and a tape?
AfroAssault, Oct 12 2000
   

       Turn that implant down!
thumbwax, Oct 12 2000
   

       This device would play music relevant to the situation. Wouldn't that make things worse? Nothing like having a suspenseful soundtrack to make your already-stressful day unbearable.
BigThor, Oct 17 2000
   

       I think it would only be bad in a tense situation. In an exciting or active situation (such as playing a sport, or something competitive) it would probably help by playing suitably energetic music that would get your adreneline going.
PotatoStew, Oct 18 2000
   

       You have to admit there is a certain amusement in, say, "eye of the tiger" starting up when you're out playing football with your friends
imagooAJ, Oct 18 2000
   

       I think this would be great, as I could only imagine what would go running through my head in the middle of a long workday...
dagrrl, Nov 18 2000
   

       So if you were having sex would you get to hear the cheesey porno music?
batgirl, Nov 18 2000
   

       Law enforcement agencies could well benefit from this idea. Police could play back your soundtrack to find whether you intended doing what you did wrong. If the music says you are guilty they've got you.
UnaBubba, Feb 05 2001
   

       i just wanna say that AfroAssault's idea is great
boombot5000, Feb 28 2001
   


 
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