Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Limo Kit

 makes one car out of two
 
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Want to impress your prom date? Save on car insurance? Teach backseat driving? Then you need the stretch limo kit, guaranteed to make a luxurious three-tone limousine out of two family cars.

The kit’s structural beams are quickly bolted between the cars’ frames, raising the front vehicle’s rear wheels to rest its weight on a large rubber-tired caster. The roof and side paneling and fake TV antenna complete the illusion. Order now to receive free cap and jack boots.

—FarmerJohn, Aug 20 2004

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       Who are the people, [Farmer John]?   

       Are you sure that's how that Limo was made?
—Ichthus, Aug 20 2004
   

       It just said "Jorie & I".   

       Pretty sure.
—FarmerJohn, Aug 20 2004
   
      
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