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Many, many years ago there was a song with a line "Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy". A friend and I substituted the words "Shiver, shiver, shiver, I've got flukes in my liver." We thought it was funny, but we were nine years old. Your show might work. + |
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"Next week, parasitic wasps!" |
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No. Next week is Fig Wasps. |
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and the week after are naked mole rats... I call the
people who inhabit the basement floor of the building
where I work after these dirt munchers. Unfortunately for
them, the name has caught on and they are stuck with it. |
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We'll be doing the reproductive habits of Leopard Slugs after that. |
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If you've seen "Life In The Undergrowth" then you'll know why. |
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mmmmmm.. Leopard Slug porn. I wonderered how that got a 'G" rating [UB] |
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I had no idea that the entwined genitalia of two slugs could be so beautiful. I did find the images fascinating, and disturbingly close to arousing... |
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a spider that fancies a slug....... hmmmm interesting - I'd
be careful around lettuce leaves if I were you |
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Ah yes, the Leopard Slug sex scene - you can't make stuff like that up (at least, not without it sounding like terrible sci-fi porn "...suspended on a ribbon of mucus, their bodies wrapped around each other, their penises start to intertwine...").
[UB] when this is shown in Australia, do you still get the breathy David Attenborough voivceover? |
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Yes. I noticed he is getting a bit old and rickety. It will be sad when he's gone. His voice is synonymous with animal documentaries, for mine. |
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He came to our school and told us how wonderful it is (we have wallabies). But he never mentioned these. I wonder why? |
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It's a demarcation thing [dbmag9], the Scoutmasters' Guild have got the rights for talking sex to schoolboys. |
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Except in Catholic schools, one presumes? |
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