h a l f b a k e r yThere goes my teleportation concept.
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Dress cattle,horses and other grazing farm animals with canvas stormsheets with printed advertising campaigns on them during winter.
Attach and harness billboards to cattle all year round (they may topple on a windy day)so attach a spinning billboard to its back acting as a wind turbine, the rotation
of the billboard would generate electricity which in turn would light up flashing fairylights attached to the cows tail or billboard stem for early mornings and the evenings setting in.
Awaiting the first Mcdonalds ad gag.
Chick-fil-A Cow
https://www.cfacomp...il.asp?itemnum=8251
Part of their "Eat more chicken" campaign. [phoenix, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
EatMorChikin.com
http://www.eatmorchikin.com/
[phoenix, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
One more picture
http://www.chickfila.com/News.asp
[phoenix, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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Just how many cows do you see on a daily basis? |
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Plenty in the countryside. |
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Mobility, and doesn't have the humorous impact of spinning billboards on bovines. |
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And just how much money does the average farmer have to spend on the luxuries of life? (If it's anything at all, the next question is why do we keep having to bail them out of one crisis or another?) |
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[skinflaps]: I doubt that windy days could cause the cows to topple. I believe they lay down in storms. |
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Now, college pranksters loaded with booze, that's a different story! |
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I have heard they already do this by painting the word 'cow' on cows in deer hunting country. |
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