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Sometimes with bones. When you're feeling lovesick and forlorn you'll be tempted to buy some of these foul-tasting, heart-shaped little numbers, swimming in fat so the breadcrumbs go soggy.
They'll leave you with a pain in the guts, but at least you'll feel crappy for a decent reason.
Because
we have trouble learning from our mistakes these will be a reasonably popular item for a good while to come. Targetted at the 18-25 year olds who get the munchies on the way home from the local meat-market (sorry, fantabulous nightspot) while they're too pissed to pay attention.
The real cure for unrequited love.
Heart-shaped fish-flavo(u)red treats
http://www.thinktre...ig_flavors/tuna.asp
[waugsqueke, Apr 18 2002]
these are not just for Valentine's Day.
http://www.despair....s/bittersweets.html
"Supplies are limited. But the pain that accompanies them may not be." hohoho. [sappho, Apr 18 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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I always go right off food when lovesick and this would turn me anorexic altogether. |
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Thanks, waugs. Best laugh I've had in a while. |
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Was this b/c of what I said in that other idea? I wonder what UB would have done if I said "Love Sucks" instead of "Love Bites". |
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Yes, it was for what you said, runf. |
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I'm not certain. Why don't you say it to find out? |
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He would have proposed 'Love Lollipops,' I'm guessing. |
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