Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Love handles
Lunge and plunge
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A set of four handles with powerful suction caps.

Each handle is held within the hands of the frolicking partners.

Attached to the handle is a powerful suction cap similar to the type used to lift glass.To obtain various positions otherwise near impossible ,simply lunge out at a wall and press down on the button which in turn will firmly affix the handle whilst hanging/holding on until pressed again releasing it.

Kinda Twister with a Kama Sutra twist if you can get all four handles going at once.


skinflaps, Sep 30 2003

Is this the sort of thing you had in mind? http://bz.pair.com/fun/vachan.html
[half, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Or this? http://www.bacs.com.au/productsFTL.htm
[half, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]


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       Draw a picture.

bristolz, Sep 30 2003
  

       I'll take a set, along with a phone booth and family-sized can of Crisco.

grip, Sep 30 2003
  

       Now _that_'s a hickey.

Worldgineer, Sep 30 2003
  

       hehe - "Love Handles" by skinflaps... You've got to admit there's a certain measure of peurile irony to be found in that...   

       A plus for more reasons than that, though, SF.

lostdog, Sep 30 2003
  

       what the puppy said :)

po, Oct 01 2003
  

       I don't normaly<sp> do this, but you would have to admit Half's 2nd link cuts the cake and sticks like glue.

skinflaps, Oct 01 2003
  

       "How on earth did you get that huge hicky?"

RayfordSteele, Oct 01 2003
  


 
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