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that would be just too freaky |
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Gives new meaning to "Glow Worms!" |
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Speaking from a woman's point of view, I'd have some trouble controlling my smile. And laughing at your partner is detrimental to the lifespan of an erection. It's like glow-in-the-dark condoms. They're funny, but they're not sexy. True, I'd probably like a glow-guy that much more, as I'd interpret his display as a sense of humor, but I wouldn't be turned on at the crucial moment. |
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Wait. KY is for women, right? That's probably worse. Many women are self-conscious as it is without having to endure the embarrassment of a glow-in-the-dark vagina. Imagine how humiliating this would be for a first-timer! |
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KY is unisex; hell, it doesn't even have to be used for sexual purposes- hospitals stock it for "legitimate" use. Still, luminescent KY sounds like a non-starter. |
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Luminescent massage oil, now... |
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I figured first-timers as the lights will be out,( usually), and no-one knows quite what they're meant to be doing. |
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PeterSealy (Sorry, didn't occur to me that someone had a thought this bizarre to this point. Note for future) |
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Rachele, it depends on WHY you're laughing... |
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Ever see the scene in 'Skin Deep' with the glow in the dark condoms? The movie sucked completely, but is worth watching for that one scene alone. Brightly glowing erections bouncing around on a dark screen as a husband and adulterer chase each other around a dark bedroom, ending in a 'light saber fight'... |
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OooooEeeeee! Kinda glad I missed that one. |
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A battery powered (OR glow in the dark) K-Y TUBE would be nice. Slapping my hand around on the dresser fumbling to find the tube. Sometimes I have to turn the light on - makes me wince. |
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BTW - KY can be used to make porcelain clay more throwable - yet another "legitimate" use? - not that I'm a potter or anything. |
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Ugh, getting visual image of luminescient KY smears EVERYWHERE after the deed.... |
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Dean, Astroglide lube has a glow in the dark logo on the front, probably for just such an occasion. Just have to remember to expose it to some light before you need it... |
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OOoh, forget a light saber. Having a glow-in-the-dark man-sword will REALLY make you the hunky hero of the boudoir!!!! |
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Well I suppose they make glow-in-the-dark condoms, but I'm still a little dubious about putting chemicals that glow onto delicate baby-making equipment. |
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You're a sick puppy [UnaBubba]! |
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[Wags], I vaguely recall a //film// like that - My description will sound like an indoor UFO siting. |
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All I recall of the film is a silhouettes and some sounds. |
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Some encouraging noises made by a lady and some painful (stubbed toe) yelps made by the owner of what looked like a hip-height glowing cigar wandering about a darkened room. |
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