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Massabra
Mmm... that feels good...
 
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Inspired by the travails of the long-suffering UnaMomma, the Massabra is a support device, with many little, tiny magnetic wire springs embedded in it.

Most of the time it just supports, gently. However, it can be set to support and relax, rhythmically, for a soft, gentle massage of the mammary tissue. A small control unit and a NiMH battery pack and the fun begins.

Programmed with several sequential settings, it may even be used to express breast milk for lactating mothers who have trouble breastfeeding.

*For the fortunate woman who has everything
**Batteries not included.


UnaBubba, Jul 26 2003

Vibrating Bra http://www.yummyple...cts/PD_1817_23.html
erm, i found em, but i dont think theyre fer breastfeeding... [dumpstergirl, Oct 17 2004]

Smart Bra http://www.ananova....9503.html?menu=news
[dumpstergirl, Oct 17 2004]

Bra with Firepower http://news.bbc.co....mericas/1297213.stm
heh heh eh... [dumpstergirl, Oct 17 2004]

Gas-mask Bra http://news.bbc.co....pacific/3015219.stm
[dumpstergirl, Oct 17 2004]

Guard Bra http://www.wired.co...,1282,20517,00.html
[dumpstergirl, Oct 17 2004]

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       erm.. everyone should have one..

neilp, Jul 26 2003
  

       its a bra?

po, Jul 26 2003
  

       Umm... yeah, that's what it says, doesn't it?

UnaBubba, Jul 26 2003
  

       So this isn't about the dominant bra in the drawer?   

       I wondered how long that would take.

UnaBubba, Jul 27 2003
  

       If they are vibrating, heaving, and moving around independently, it will be hard to pay attention to other things. Either party included.

sartep, Jul 27 2003
  

       Much more gentle than that. Just percolating along, slowly, so you'd have to stare for a minute to notice.

UnaBubba, Jul 27 2003
  

       Ahh, I didn't know the rhythm you were talking about.

sartep, Jul 27 2003
  

       "Uh...up here, hello."   

       "I bet you're curious about my tubes, eh?"

Tiger Lily, Jul 27 2003
  

       Not to be used while driving or operating machinery

FloridaManatee, Jul 27 2003
  

       Use caution when moshin'.

Tiger Lily, Jul 27 2003
  

       Are there matching underpants? Just wondering.

lintkeeper2, Jul 27 2003
  

       Many men will offer this service for free. No bra needed.

otnas, Jul 27 2003
  

       [UB]: I just can't picture this. Illustration (or animation), please?
(he says, snickering)

Cedar Park, Jul 27 2003
  

       <smack> this is a male fantasy - if my bra started massaging me - I would bin it!   

       breast-feeding mums might like this.   

       oh, perhaps its just me but I hate the bloody things

po, Jul 27 2003
  

       Wouldn't it be fun if your Massabra had speed control and a random setting?

Tiger Lily, Jul 27 2003
  

       Kink is an act? Oh, my god! Why did no-one tell me this?

UnaBubba, Jul 28 2003
  

       Build a prototype, I'll be glad to test it out!

Mamamoose, Jul 28 2003
  

       I'm a frayed it's baked. They used one of these in the staged version of the invisible man to show that the invisible man was feeling up the housekeeper.
And yes, [bliss], it does get a rise out of me.

k_sra, Jul 28 2003
  

       Is that how they did it?

UnaBubba, Jul 28 2003
  

       Behold, Super-Bra: a super-snazzy-Bondsian combination of the bras from the links above- it provides support, massage, microbe-protection, security... and, erm, pleasure. And I'm with lintkeeper on the matched set...

dumpstergirl, Jul 28 2003
  
      
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