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Inspired by the travails of the long-suffering UnaMomma, the Massabra is a support device, with many little, tiny magnetic wire springs embedded in it.
Most of the time it just supports, gently. However, it can be set to support and relax, rhythmically, for a soft, gentle massage of the mammary
tissue. A small control unit and a NiMH battery pack and the fun begins.
Programmed with several sequential settings, it may even be used to express breast milk for lactating mothers who have trouble breastfeeding.
*For the fortunate woman who has everything
**Batteries not included.
Vibrating Bra
http://www.yummyple...cts/PD_1817_23.html
erm, i found em, but i dont think theyre fer breastfeeding... [dumpstergirl, Oct 17 2004]
Smart Bra
http://www.ananova....9503.html?menu=news
[dumpstergirl, Oct 17 2004]
Bra with Firepower
http://news.bbc.co....mericas/1297213.stm
heh heh eh... [dumpstergirl, Oct 17 2004]
Gas-mask Bra
http://news.bbc.co....pacific/3015219.stm
[dumpstergirl, Oct 17 2004]
Guard Bra
http://www.wired.co...,1282,20517,00.html
[dumpstergirl, Oct 17 2004]
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erm.. everyone should have one.. |
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Umm... yeah, that's what it says, doesn't it? |
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So this isn't about the dominant bra in the drawer? |
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I wondered how long that would take. |
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If they are vibrating, heaving, and
moving around independently, it
will be hard to pay attention to
other things. Either party
included. |
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Much more gentle than that. Just percolating along, slowly, so you'd have to stare for a minute to notice. |
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Ahh, I didn't know the rhythm you
were talking about. |
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"I bet you're curious about my tubes, eh?" |
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Not to be used while driving or operating machinery |
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Use caution when moshin'. |
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Are there matching underpants? Just wondering. |
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Many men will offer this service for free. No bra needed. |
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[UB]: I just can't picture this. Illustration (or animation), please?
(he says, snickering) |
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<smack> this is a male fantasy - if my bra started massaging me - I would bin it! |
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breast-feeding mums might like this. |
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oh, perhaps its just me but I hate the bloody things |
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Wouldn't it be fun if your Massabra had speed control and
a random setting? |
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Kink is an act? Oh, my god! Why did no-one tell me this? |
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Build a prototype, I'll be glad to test it out! |
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I'm a frayed it's baked. They used one of these in the staged version of the invisible man to show that the invisible man was feeling up the housekeeper.
And yes, [bliss], it does get a rise out of me. |
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Behold, Super-Bra: a super-snazzy-Bondsian combination of the bras from the links above- it provides support, massage, microbe-protection, security... and, erm, pleasure.
And I'm with lintkeeper on the matched set... |
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