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Massive Conical Clock
Like an ancient, handcarved, rotating, conical pyramid
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A vast, black, monolithic edifice, seemingly made of smoothly sandblasted stone, satin to the touch, cold to the skin. It stands alone, squarely in the centre of a broad, otherwise largely featureless urban desertoid plaza. Numerals are carved into the surface of the stone, each digit as tall or taller than three grown men.

Atop this massive cone of silent and relentless purpose is ensconced a stone, fully the height of five storeys of an office block, engraved with just ten markings, rotating imperceptibly slowly. One of the behemoth markings, denoting seven, is poised above what is apparently the front of this gargantuan monument.

One is reminded of a volcano, though this is steeper than any volcano, featureless but for its coterie of arcane and instantly recognisable symbols.

Immediately beneath that stone rotates another, impervious to the elements, engraved with twelve massive numbers, enumerating one through twelve. The symbol twelve is foremost at this time, aligned perfectly with the seven on an even larger rotating disc beneath it. A lengthy walk, to circumnavigate this imposing and purposeful, perfectly symmetrical miniature mountain, reveals there are no fewer than thirty-one patterns of symbols on that disc, exactly seven more than the one below it, which itself towers more than one hundred feet above the casual passer-by.

The penultimate disc is easier to read, though it is moving quickly, sixty unique digital markings on it passing by one's gaze in just an hour of our worldly measure.

The lowest and last disc slips by at a human level, sternly regarding us from no more than the height of eight tall adults, also depicting sixty separate gradations. Within just one minute of my quotidian wonderment I realise I am seeing the sequence pass by me again on this disc, which fits so neatly to the flat surface of the plaza below it that one could scarcely pass a razorblade twixt its underside and the plane upon which one stands. I lean against it, only to be gently rebuffed and forced away from this moving wall by its movement.

Silently, it goes about its unceasing work. A seemingly natural but perfectly straight rill of water, mirror smooth, glissades across the plaza, creating a naturally reflective sighting point, along which one cannot help but seek to align the symbols above, if only to establish for oneself a touchstone of stability in the endless stream; a stream comprised entirely of the irrevocable, inexorable passage of our most precious commodity... time.


UnaBubba, Dec 17 2007


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       wouldn't a watch be easier ?

Brett-Blob, Dec 17 2007
  

       Yeah, but everyone has one of those.   

       Having a 700 foot high carved granite clock in your front yard might be a little challenging for your neighbours, but they need to understand that you're a halfbaker. Anything is possible for a halfbaker, except magic, movie magic and genetically nodified magic.

UnaBubba, Dec 17 2007
  

       You have surpassed yourself once again, [UnaBubba]. This is an awesome concept, and brilliantly written.I regret that I have but one bun to give for my admiration. [+]

neutrinos_shadow, Dec 17 2007
  

       //genetically nodified magic//   

       I dispute that; there's nothing in the Help file about genetic nodification. I will now try to work out what the hell a genetic node might be, so that I can post an idea using them.   

       Hang on, it's coming... deoxyribonucleic acid is boringly linear, in the sense that all the genes are lined up from one end to the other. Wouldn't it be interesting (albeit perhaps pointless) to encode genetic information in a more general sort of graph, which could be traversed in more than one way?

pertinax, Dec 17 2007
  

       Orthogonally Nodal Arranging Nucleotides Instigate Suspicious Mutations (ONANISM)?

UnaBubba, Dec 17 2007
  

       quite possibly ;)

pertinax, Dec 18 2007
  

       If I was commisioning such a monumental clock, I'd want the design to be such that it could be read from all sides. Therefore, I'd prefer a circle of massive columns, each one sunk into a vast underground silo by an amount proportional to the value it's trying to display.

hippo, Dec 18 2007
  

       Would that not tempt idiots to climb on top of the columns?

UnaBubba, Dec 18 2007
  

       Idiots - interesting, yes - I like the sound of that. If you climbed on top of the 'hour' column at noon you'd get carried higher and higher throughout the day and very probably die when the column crashed back down into its silo with a screech of expensive hydraulics at midnight. A neat way of getting rid of idiots.

hippo, Dec 18 2007
  

       I can think of some people I'd round up and strap to the tops of these columnsof yours.

UnaBubba, Dec 18 2007
  

       I know I've seen this one a few days ago...

RayfordSteele, Dec 18 2007
  

       ..... Oh, you said c"L"ock. I see.   

       Never mind.

Custardguts, Dec 23 2007
  

       Hur, hur!

UnaBubba, Dec 24 2007
  

       // screech of expensive hydraulics //   

       If expensive hydraulics screech, something even more expensive has gone wrong ...... they operate very quietly.   

       This could actually be done with a single column.   

       At midnight the top of the column is flush with the ground. Minute by minute it rises, revealing gradations on the side, until it reaches 23:59:59; then, in a second, it drops down again.   

       Compressed air would be your chap for this, we think; pneumatic systmes can move very fast.   

       Or you could float it in mid air with linear motors, the "pointer" being a ring of laser light.

8th of 7, Dec 24 2007
  


 
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