"We have finished the repairs on your car."

"They've decided not to press charges against your uncle Leroy."

"Why won't you answer my messages, you've never even seen your child."

Yawn. So lifeless and dull.

But no more! Using sound recording and altering technology the Melodious Message Machine (3M) system modulates the pitch and tone of the recorded words to sing along to popular hits from the musicals! Take this example from the smash hit musical 'The Phantom of the Opera.'

"Helloooooooo Stacyitisyourmother heeereee! Been a long tiiiime!"

Much better, no? Admittedly, it could make it somewhat more difficult to make out the messages so a non altered version would be stored in case you had difficulty interpreting. Sure, go ahead, ruin all the fun.