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Mesquite BBQ-Scented Perfume/Cologne

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I recently found myself hungry with nothing to eat, so I pulled a bottle of the most delicious smokey mesquite barbecue sauce I have ever tasted, uncapped it and started smelling it. It smelled so tasty. I sat on my sofa, sniffing it for almost ten minutes. Then I thought, why not dilute the sauce with water and sell it as a fragrance? People would come from other rooms just to smell you. A bit creepy, but it would have the same effect as perfume of cologne.
jellydoughnut, Mar 04 2006

Smoke cologne Liquid_20Smoke_20Cologne
A google for smoke cologne brought me right back to the HB. [bungston, Mar 04 2006]

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       This would not be as good if you got lost in the woods, and you've heard about how they're repopulating the area with coyotes and wolves.
notmarkflynn, Mar 04 2006
  

       There's nothing included in barbecque sauce that would attract wild dogs. We as humans just associate meat sauce with meat.
jellydoughnut, Mar 04 2006
  

       If you use it, are you commiting insecticide?
normzone, Mar 04 2006
  

       /Tatsy!/ mmmm tatsy! I recall some sort of something that said the #1favorite aroma of men is cinnamon roll.   

       I want you to confess to the fact that you chugged that bottle of sauce after the first 20 seconds, and spent the remainder of the 10 minutes sniffing your own chin. And if you didn't, for the love of God why not?
bungston, Mar 04 2006
  

       I will admit that I once finished a bottle off but you've got to taste this sauce. I don't know if it's country or region specific, but it's called Stubb's Smokey Mesquite. Not advertising it, though; just telling you so you could better understand my invention.
jellydoughnut, Mar 04 2006
  

       ...and that makes really effective cologne?
DrCurry, Mar 04 2006
  

       I'll...clean...yours...   

       Well, there's only one way to find out...   

         

       Well, what do you mean by "effective"?
jellydoughnut, Mar 04 2006
  

       I always thought using food flavourings in women's perfumes to attract men was kind of cheating. Shooting fish in a barrel sort of thing.   

       "Mmmm, vanilla! Me want!"
BunsenHoneydew, Mar 06 2006
  

       What's the point of shooting fish in a barrel? I mena, why even shoot fish?
DesertFox, Mar 06 2006
  
      
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