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I love staying in hotels and using their dressing gowns (US read bathrobe).
Waffle-weave dressing gowns leave a less than fetching pattern on your body when one disrobes, but not so the messaging bathrobe. No Sir. Quite the opposite, Sir.
In embossed material inside of the bathrobe is written "yxes
gninrom", so that your beloved can be woken with a "Morning Sexy" message on your arse (US read Ass).
Available with other messages, naturally.
Pillow-Printer
Pillow_20Printer
reminds me of this [FarmerJohn, Jul 11 2005]
Kari Smith's Big Adventure
http://deseretnews....9,600145187,00.html
[UnaBubba, Jul 11 2005]
[link]
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Presumably what you need is a little pocket across the afore-mentioned butt, where you can slip in one of a variety of messages. |
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Have an embosed B on each buttock. That way, your partner/business associate, Bob, could see his name spelled out in a thoughtful tribute. |
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On days I wear the robe inside-out my ass will read "yxes gninrom". + |
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spent ages looking for that link, FJ |
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Phew! - I thought for a moment the title read "Massaging Bathrobes". |
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Oh no! The ecilop is after me! |
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Knowing my luck, it would fold at the wrong places and spell "ring ex" |
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A historian and a psychologist are at a nudist colony, sitting watching a table tennis match. The
historian turns to the psychologist asks "Have you read Marx?" Levering himself into a standing position, the psychologist says, "Yes, I think it's from these wicker chairs." |
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"deirram tsuJ"
"deirram tsuJ"
"deirram tsuJ"
"deirram tsuJ"
"deirram tsuJ"
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[hippo] I was rather disapointed to
discover that this was not, in fact,
"Massaging Bathrobes." |
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At least it's not permanent. [link] |
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[reads link] Utah? Mmmm. Sad. |
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Yeah. Makes you wonder, doesn't it? |
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...and also, the word "Messaging" seems to imply "capable of sending messages", like "Instant messaging" - so perhaps the weave of the bathrobe ought to be remotely configurable to enable you to send mirror-text messages to your loved one's bottom. |
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With a start, Roberto realised Roland and Graeme were behind the message, "!resol a si otreboR", that appeared on Conchita's cute, bobbing butt, in the hotel suite's mirror. |
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Only Graeme knew how to hack a MessageRobe, to Roberto's knowledge. |
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", !ti evol I, repapswen pu-dellor eht htiw, em taeb, em pihW" |
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?eborhtab gnigassem siht ni gib kool mub ym seoD
If you can fit the whole message on, then yes, it does........ |
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