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Yeah, get with the times, microwave of this day and age have short cut buttons, warm a sandwich- press the sandwich botton, want popcorn - theres one for that too!! |
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I don't mean to sound patronizing, but why in the name of God were you attempting to use a microwave made before 1990 anyway? |
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My grandparents still have one of those microwaves, vintage circa 1980, with two dials on it, and they still keep a little glass of water in it; but it's an antique, and they only keep it because they don't microwave much anymore. |
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For that matter, why not buy a hot-air popper? Healthier, you know, and doesn't have a "power" setting. |
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Well, let me explain it this way. The hot air popper is slow and messy. Really, really messy. I know that we need a new microwave, but tell that to my parents. I mean, I guess I thought digital microwaves had the same problem. But yes, our microwave and refrigerator are literally older than I am. |
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(Based on STRANGLEHOLD by Ted Nugent)
Here i come again to microwave
With a bag to heat
- tell it's me by the clamor now maybe
I like to turn up the heat
And I been poppin' for so long
I think i'll hear you say
When I open the microwave maybe
I can't let you do that dave
Knob I choose is a switch now baby
I know I can turn it 'round
And if a cup sits in microwave
Ya know I'm taking it out
You know the bag of popcorn
It sits in my folk's place
I'll put it in the microwave baby
I'm gonna pop some corn
yeah
sometimes you wanna cook higher
And sometimes you gotta cook low
Some people think they gotta hot air pop
I got news, ya never got to, no
C'mon c'mon pop (4 times)
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon popcorn
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon pop
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon popcorn
C'mon c'mon c'mon
Knob i choose is a switch now
I know I can turn it 'round
And if a cup sits in my way
Ya know im takin' it out
You know the bag of popcorn
It sits in my folk's place
I'll put it in the microwave baby
I'm gonna pop some corn |
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fogfreak: I'm sorry to hear that, but my best suggestion for dealing with that aspect of your parents is simply to remind them periodically that they're older than you are. |
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It worked to get me a new bed three or four years ago. They had given me their old one, which was a wedding gift to them (and I was conceived five years after they got married). |
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It's not often you meet someone who lives on the Mothership |
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rods tiger: Yes, I imagine so. I prefer not to think of it. Besides, they might have been on vacation. I don't know. Never have asked. |
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Beam me up, [thumbwax]...Kudos for the funniest line of the week. |
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My microwave defaults to HIGH unless you change it. I really only use another temperature if I'm defrosting something. |
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all microwaves should have only two settings. high and defrost. and if derost is activated it should say aloud "caution deforst setting activated." Or something. |
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actually if it has a 'derost' setting you should take it back. your food may end up losing its 'rosts'. |
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and I don't know what deforsting is either. possibly beeing stripped of vegetation. I'll just shut up. |
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