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These plastic upper and lower teeth façades are easy to mount in front of your own teeth. They look realistic, but have teeth double the normal size and when retracted cover your teeth and gums. To use just press the button with the tip of the tongue when the teeth are together, to lock the faux fangs
to each other.
Then when you open your lips and drop your jaw in a big grin, a dazzling white, continuous smile of tall, wide teeth shines from your face. Press the button again to let the springs retract the whopper dentures when you want to talk, eat or French kiss.
[ldischler, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
||Needless to say, when french kissing a girl with these in, be very, very careful...
||Make people think you really know how
to speak Klingon.