Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Chicken nuggets for wannabe canibals
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Form chicken nuggets into the same shape as gingerbread men. Convince your kids they are being canibalistic.

tosspot62, Oct 14 2006

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       And contribute to the risk of your child developing a violent personality. As if cartoon violence isn't bad enough... -

21 Quest, Oct 14 2006
  

       As did I, bigsleep, as did I. And I think it helped build character in little kids. But I'm referring to kids that are already violent-minded being nudged more in that direction, as well as the parents that use Tom and Jerry as an excuse for their rotten little brats beating up other little kids. This just gives them a new excuse.

21 Quest, Oct 14 2006
  

       Btw, the Museum of Natural History used to serve (and probably still does) chicken nuggets in dinosaur shapes. So entirely doable.

DrCurry, Oct 14 2006
  

       sp. cannibals, cannibalistic.   

       Just don't make them into clown shapes. I'm told they taste funny.

Canuck, Oct 15 2006
  

       ...lady fingers. They taste just like lady fingers.   

       Tie a little red thread around them and convince your kids they are being kannibbahlistic.

wagster, Oct 15 2006
  

       [phlish] That song has not crossed my conciousness in at least a decade. D@^* you!

Galbinus_Caeli, Oct 16 2006
  

       Yum!

BJS, Oct 16 2006
  

       [phlish], fortunately, or unfortunately -I'm not sure which- those are the only words that I can remember from that song.   

       Dammit.

Ling, Oct 16 2006
  

       The Rainforest Cafe here also serves chicken nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.   

       There's also the precedent of gingerbread men. (I always wanted to write a song about the gingerbread man, but I can never hear the music when I sit down and try)

Zimmy, Oct 17 2006
  
      
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