h a l f b a k e r y
We got your practicality ... right here.
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
or get an account
In the Miss Muffet Movie Theatre patrons can seat themselves as normal prior to lights out and curtain shuffle.
During the ads and trailers patrons can only get to their tuffets by being carried aloft by a very large mechanical spider which operates, gantry-like, from the ceiling. The method of carriage
could be by magnetic force upon a specially supplied steel helmet (Doiiiinnngg!) or by a suspended comfy chair for any frail patrons.
Once the movie starts, that's it... the spider takes up a mid-ceiling guard position. The first mobile phone ring causes it to drop on the culprit, whisk them back up to the ceiling, wrap them in an itchy string food cocoon and deposit them at the base of the screen...where their pathetic wriggling and muffled cries for help serve as a warning to any other rude bastards...
The Balmoral Complex?
[calum, Sep 22 2005]
by tumwex, if I was feeling Irish. [calum, Sep 22 2005]
Please log in.
If you're not logged in,
you can see what this page
looks like, but you will
not be able to add anything.
Description (displayed with the short name and URL.)
||I hope you choke on your next bite of cat.
||[bliss] I think [UB]'s love of cats shines through in many of his HB works..
||What about this idea indicates any dislike of cats on [CF]'s part, or is this some sort of running feud spilt over from another idea? I'm confused on that score, but the idea is brilliant. [+]
||And please also wrap up those yappers..
or eating/drinking loudly, or coughing, or standing up. You know I think I'm going to hire a DVD again.
||Ahhhh now I see. Thanks [UB], and welcome back by the way, not sure if I said that yet.
||Im all for that. I think Id come in late jus for the free ride!