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Monocular Beer Tankard

To make everything look better - or closer - from the bottom of a glass
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A beer glass (or shot glass?) with a bottom to make everything appear closer up. Want to check out the girl on the other side of the bar? Now with the beerglass, you can take an innocent swig until the glass is drained to check her out.

Could be useful for private investigators or suspicious partners.

froglet, Nov 03 2006

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       Put a prescription on it and use a tumbler and you've got yourself a Dean Martin reading glass.
NotTheSharpestSpoon, Nov 03 2006
  

       The days of beer goggles are over - long live the beer monocle!
zen_tom, Nov 03 2006
  

       And when you are surprised while using the beer monocle, simple drop the tankard into another, larger receptacle filled with drink, which you will have set down on the tabletop just previously.
calum, Nov 03 2006
  

       That's when you wink your very best wink.
zen_tom, Nov 03 2006
  

       That's also when you use the new BluBlocker spy sun-coaster. Your huge eye will be hidden behind the oh-so-cool suncoaster and you will be able to look at that groovy chick/ dude sitting behind you.
NotTheSharpestSpoon, Nov 03 2006
  
      
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