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Monty Python Toilet

I'm sorry for posting this. I'll Delete it soon, I promise.
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Unless, of course, you all really like it, which I doubt.

A toilet with eyes painted on the tank, the seat painted like a handlebar mustache, and a nose and mouth painted inside the bowl. There is a pressure switch on the seat that plays "sit on my face" whenever someone is seated.

"sit on my face and tell me that you love me....."

Again, I'm sorry. I really shouldn't have done this.

bleh, Jun 08 2007

I love this song - its the mixture of naughty depravity and the hint of the naive boyscouts singing around the campfire... http://en.wikipedia...wiki/Sit_on_my_Face
[po, Jun 08 2007]

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       I'm speechless. I guess it stays. I like how no one has claimed their votes. I guess a lot of y'all are as silly as me, you just don't want to admit it. cool.
bleh, Jun 08 2007
  

       ....this is......no words.......there are just no words for this.....
punk_punker, Jun 09 2007
  

       is that a good thing or a bad thing?
bleh, Jun 09 2007
  

       Bad. Very bad......
punk_punker, Jun 09 2007
  

       awww...... I think its funny. lighten up. :-P
bleh, Jun 09 2007
  

       Delete this and I'll sit on your face! +
zeno, Jun 09 2007
  

       That was slightly erotic [zeno]
punk_punker, Jun 09 2007
  

       //you just don't want to admit it//   

       <raises hand sheepishly>   

       ...and I suppose that masked figure creeping out the back door might be [po], but you didn't hear that from me.
pertinax, Jun 09 2007
  

       I had that same feeling [pert]... anyone else want to own up to it? [po]? thanks for the votes...
bleh, Jun 09 2007
  

       I'll own up to it. One of them is mine. Like anyone ever thought of me as an insightful, mature, individual anyway...
methinksnot, Jun 11 2007
  

       I did. meow.
The Kat, Jun 12 2007
  

       I'll own up to it. One of them is mine. Like anyone ever thought of me as an insightful, mature, individual anyway...
imaginality, Jun 12 2007
  

       +
DrBob, Jun 13 2007
  

       Handlebar staches are ridiculous! Same with crappers with faces on them.... and that ridiculous song plays whenever the seat is pulled down? This could be the single worst idea to ever be posted on the bakery*, and yet I can't stop laughing about how ridiculous it is! Imagine if somebody were to install this in a public resteraunt as a joke or something. [+]   

       *I would never use this toilette because I'm not a rhomo!
quantum_flux, Jun 13 2007
  

       [Kat], we felines don't use such amenities. A good hole in the ground is much more hygienic. Meow.
theleopard, Jun 13 2007
  

       // Imagine if somebody were to install this in a public resteraunt as a joke or something//   

       Actually I had the idea when I stepped up to a public toilet to pee. I saw that split seat which reminded me of a mustache. The song immediately sprang to mind, as did the permanent marker in my pocket. If I had another marker for use in the class I was heading to, there would be a toilet in my school which said this on the seat. Alas, I didn't want to throw away my only marker, and I'm sure as hell not gonna use it after its touched a public toilet seat.
bleh, Jun 13 2007
  

       That is awesome just a little disturbing
Grittles, Jun 14 2007
  

       Please, don't tell me that you go from restroom to restroom drawing handlebar staches on public toilettes for a living!
quantum_flux, Jun 14 2007
  

       The deluxe version comes with a giant foot suspended from the ceiling, which comes down over the toilet with a satisfying rasp when the flush is pulled.
marklar, Jun 14 2007
  

       //Please, don't tell me that you go from restroom to restroom drawing handlebar staches on public toilettes for a living! //   

       No, its just a hobby.
bleh, Jun 14 2007
  

       I'd buy one with a certain president's face painted on it. (I'm not saying which president, or of what country or organization, since I think that'd be against the law.)
Ander, Jun 14 2007
  

       Obligatory WIFRT: when I first read this idea I thought it was going to be about a toilet with a built-in snake to keep the drain clear.
Canuck, Jun 15 2007
  

       wouldn't that be a monty toilet python?
bleh, Jun 15 2007
  

       and when you arrive to the end and you raise, you can hear "And now, for something completely different..." :)
hobokaman, Jun 15 2007
  
      
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